The Family Way

When it was disclosed that Sarah Palin's 17 year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant, the McCain campaign informed the public that the daughter "intends to marry the father." Of course, she would never think of terminating the pregnancy because she has family values.

Straight Talk Express, Pt. 1

Lindsey Graham, spokesman for the McCain campaign, answers queries on Sarah Palin's national security bona fides as follows:

1. She's Commander in Chief of the Alaskan National Guard.
2. Her state is right next to Russia.


When asked if Palin will be ready on Day One, Graham says, "Rather her than Obama - she's way more ready than he is."